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Eel Demotivational Poster

NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL - You can only die once

~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!

TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.

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Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's ass. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.

M C D O N A L D S - A boom to the wheelbarrow industry.

burn baby burn -

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MissPriss - November 17, 2013, 6:11 pm
When I listen carefully, I actually hear mine laughing at my feeble attempts! Big 5L belly laughs from the sumabitches.
spacedog - November 17, 2013, 11:59 am
Nice one. 5L
Reality Lord - November 17, 2013, 11:49 am

LOL5. oh yeah...this is epic!!!


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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


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GaryO - February 22, 2014, 7:08 pm
Love the old ones. Glad I can still vote on 'em.
forseti - November 25, 2010, 4:31 am
I'm glad that I didn't upload my version of this poster! This is way better. 5
Airman - November 24, 2010, 3:58 pm
looks like we got us a future TSA worker
crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 3:37 pm

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM

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marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm


BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.

LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING - Sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid but I really thought you already knew.

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MissPriss - July 7, 2012, 12:48 am
Tee hee you guys are stupid...I was trying to say I was stupid!
CloudchaserS - July 6, 2012, 1:36 am
I think he was referring to how the reason why stupid people are stupid is because they don't realize and understand that they are so.
MissPriss - July 6, 2012, 12:08 am
Um...what? ;)
SteveFurlong - July 5, 2012, 6:14 pm
It's pointless to tell stupid people they're stupid. They don't know, they don't want to know, and they get all pissy when you inform them, the ingrates.


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BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:09 pm
Lets just say... only when you're in jail.
calvin5040 - February 10, 2013, 10:32 pm


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spacedog - January 20, 2011, 6:04 pm
Beautiful Cranky.
50cal - January 20, 2011, 2:47 pm
I was thinking the same thing.
Jose Sanchez - January 20, 2011, 10:16 am
But those are sea snakes ??
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:58 am
Also, ingenious way to bypass the "No tunnel" clause...
Kspace - January 20, 2011, 8:55 am
Fucking hilarious!
hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:32 am
Damn Funny...
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:13 pm
OMG!!! Loved it.

4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:35 pm
Cute one.


STRIPPER SHOES - It's not like they can keep it in their pockets.

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:28 pm
I'm not sure where this strip club is where the dancers take coins, and are glad of them... but I don't think I want to go.

A FOOLISH MAN - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.

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holymoly - January 26, 2012, 5:22 pm
Great poster Spanko... even better advice.. I need to remember this one...
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:50 pm
careful thogh, when she's too quiet, she's probably up to something that will cost you lol good post


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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 2:07 pm
B E A UTIFUL! 5Titanic L's 4 U!

Love, Dishes -

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MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


1-800-CRY-BABY - We are here to help

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AngryBlackMan - November 24, 2008, 8:22 pm
LOL i printed this out and passed it around at work :)


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Krissie - December 18, 2009, 12:02 am
LMFAO! I guess Im going to hell with the person too! ROFL..... :P
whatukno - October 5, 2009, 4:49 am
OMFG I laughed so hard seeing that cover. GOLD!


60 Seconds -

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EXPRESSING YOUR FEELINGS - Everybody has his own way to do it

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IGNORANCE IS BLISS - But the feeling is only temporary...

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steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 2:40 am
I guess it's academic cuz I don't think the robin will be coming back anytime soon...
Macumazahn - February 25, 2013, 2:34 am
As a minor quibble, that's an American snake, but a European robin... sorry!
Rudedog - February 21, 2013, 1:53 am
Love this poster. Thinking a well timed sidekick could take out the diamondback.
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 7:57 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:56 pm
Especially when you're never quite sure when it will end teehee Nice 5L sir.

I HAVE THE FEELING - My Grandmother doesn't like my new girlfriend

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mariand - September 20, 2011, 7:48 am
yeah...5he doesn't like her more and more and more...

MY MIND - It's like a steel trap... rusty and illegal in 37 states.

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60S NOSTALGIA - Track sold separately

The Riddle of Steel -

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:30 am
GREAT comic relief flicks...you think he speaks english with an accent NOW? Watch these!!!
TTD - June 17, 2009, 9:21 am
Arnold is Conan, two AWESOME movies called: "Conan The Barbarian" and "Conan The Destroyer" !
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 11:42 pm
it's amazing is what it is.
The Riddler - June 27, 2008, 1:31 am
what the hell is this?

BENDER - Please insert liquor!

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MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, cock goes in Jalfords rear.



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mariand - August 25, 2011, 2:34 pm
5incerly, I agree
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 11:34 pm
I am 5ympathetic to your cause.

NEGATIVE REINFORCEMENT - Some guys will do anything to stay out of trouble...

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pieman - February 7, 2011, 2:17 am
Lol! She is actually a Bengals fan. (did the research) 5L for the funny.
Fire3930 - February 6, 2011, 8:30 pm
Sorry ICEMAN...but funny can sometimes hurt...thanks anyway...
ICEMAN - February 6, 2011, 8:14 pm
For making me get out the eye bleach... 1L

WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!

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agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:57 pm
Heh heh.... handicap people can go fast.

PARITY - Even WITH it, some teams just suck

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HtD - December 27, 2008, 4:44 am
I think the Lions are more fitting.


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Haarakkon - August 8, 2010, 7:43 pm
Thanks for doing it justice! Chased that shot for 2 nights.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 6:47 pm

Thanks Haar for the great pic.

FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.

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OFFICE POLITICS #15 - Sometimes doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit-- you get a warm feeling, but nobody else notices


H-A-P-P-I-N-E-S-S - Base not your joy on the deeds of others, for what is given can be taken away.


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Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 5:54 am
That's the same thing I thought!! lol
Tuga - November 4, 2009, 2:07 am
Looks like someone was tryin' to create the portuguese flag with gummy bears. lol


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Sean - December 19, 2010, 10:43 pm
Disclaimer: That "... to reruns of Wheel of Fortune" thingy ... also a race to nowhere, but with chafing.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - December 19, 2010, 10:39 am
lol...deep thoughts there...lol
rerun - December 16, 2010, 9:36 pm

back when Vanna was still smoking hot....and I would have added the tags
Sean - December 16, 2010, 7:31 pm
I woulda put Vanna White in the tags if I thought we were still allowed to have fun with the tags. *huff*

BRUCE LEE - No think, Feel.

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Reality Lord - December 25, 2011, 10:09 am

lolz...and tru dat!



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BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 10:33 am
told you if I caught you reading in bed yet again I would take away this weird flashlight you got in the mail :)
forseti - February 5, 2012, 4:54 pm
Mom? Is that you?!? O.o
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 4:41 pm
tiny little tweezers and a powerful magnifying glass should work better on a eel that s5ze. good luck :)


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Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:35 am
Fav'd 5L! Lesterman you have upped your game in a very big way the past couple of weeks! Keep it up.
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:29 am
Is that offset with S.H.I.T. - Special High Intensity Training?

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' - They hatin'

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GUILTY! - Of course I feel guilty. But that's just my conscience. The rest of me is laughing my ass off because it'll be a while before you notice the hamster is missing.

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Dude 4515 - March 11, 2010, 12:45 pm
the delicious conundrum of a motivational poster saying success is achieved by IGNORING motivational posters, an a demotivational way. BRILLIANT! 5L!
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:27 am
But...but...but...I like goofing off at work....

CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!

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TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm
Excellent Fishing around Lake of the woods.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 8:00 pm
Im on the Winnipeg river, Pointe du bois is the first dam on it. if you go upstream from there you hit lake of the woods
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
Can you get onto the wpg river?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
I just finished my 15 page research paper and knocked off my other assignments early in the term. fishing season starts early in Ontario and i can make it there in my boat
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:49 pm
I wish I had so much time. Two term papers, and two major projects due on the last week.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:47 pm
I just finished my last paper so i got nothing to do but party till exams.totally pumped!
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:46 pm
I know the feeling Canada. Seeing Amon Amarth on one of my last days of classes. I'll be bruised, battered, and hungover. Finals, here I come.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 Finger death punch! its the perfect venue too, almost all of it is floor.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Who you going to see?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Im pumped for Saturday. I love crowd surfing and i LOVE mosh pits
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Careful don't drop him, you wouldn't want him to end up in a whee.... nevermind

TEELA - The ONLY reason to watch that fruit-ass show!

500! -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 20, 2014, 9:19 pm
I under5tand, Sho. I understand... to an alarming degree.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 6:47 pm
It certainly does. But how sweet would it be to feel all the pain at once then, never again
MissPriss - February 20, 2014, 5:23 pm
Yes master...I understand 5L too well. But does paper cuts count? Don't you like the feeling and wish...oh never mind.
Sho - February 20, 2014, 9:23 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:45 am
...aaand congrats on your five hundredth poster!
GaryO - February 20, 2014, 8:43 am
Geeesus, Sho, you have somehow gone from just plain scary to a (shiver) revulsed/petrified combo thing…….more please
ughomer - February 20, 2014, 8:10 am
Count me in, Sho! 5L


EXHILARATION - Cherish the memories before they fade into oblivion.

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mariand - February 11, 2012, 12:49 pm
lol... three parking places
ICEMAN - February 10, 2012, 8:22 pm
Hey look, someplace to park your bike.

X-Men -

DRUNK DRIVING - Save time to your family

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lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm
Ok, i was only kidding. Lmao. Just a piece of advice, Try to LISTEN, not everybody enjoys your loud comments OK, being SILENT could work wonders for you. I hope you are old enough to realize that. Have peace in your heart and a very nice day, my friend.
lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:12 pm
yes treehodger. are you aware that race car spelled backwards is race car? better watch left and right before crossing the street. you might get hit by one.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 9:40 pm
Nice. Kind of old, but some people don't realize it. Did you know "Strap on" spelled backwards is "No parts"?
John R - March 13, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's funny, BECAUSE it's true.. 5 big cats..
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 6:20 pm
Wonderful poster Lester, 5Ls.
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:10 am
out freaking standing Sir! 5L!
GreyScorpion - March 12, 2010, 10:16 am
Gold!! 5L

TAKE IT FROM THIS GUY - Life is full of challenges. Being happy shouldn't be one of them.

NOSTALGIA - awareness that things were not so unbearable as they seemed

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GreyScorpion - May 11, 2010, 8:25 pm
nice, 5L


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rnbw00 - September 19, 2011, 1:22 pm
Yeh, but which one is still alive, and looks great?


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HINES WARD - You couldn't win the SUPER BOWL, but you beat out The "BIG FAT ACTRESS" in a dance competition. This is your YEAR Bro!

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440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 3:21 pm
I agree but he did lose the superbowl, and get pegged for dui. Oh an dgirls built like that are eay to get, take a spin class at the local ballys they're all over the place.
ISeeRedPeople - July 25, 2011, 2:28 pm
You only wish you could get your hands on a babe like that. In winning he beat the Oprah watchers voting. STFU!

LOVE - Showing It With Flowers Would Have Been Less Dangerous

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hypn0x - October 4, 2009, 5:11 am
but also less epic

Gotta Know -

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MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:42 am
Dammit...only choke? I was really trying for that snort through your nose thingy. Oh well still taking the 5L's. Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:03 pm
Prissy, you made me choke on my coffee again! Totally relate!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!



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M0rd3kaI - February 25, 2012, 12:44 pm
5L!!! seriously, the plastic crap nowadays just doesn't have the unique-ness that those old 50's 60's models had... bloody shame if you ask me
deChelca - April 20, 2011, 9:08 pm
That's a 5L for sure. What a great pic!
Airman - April 20, 2011, 10:38 am
you got that right Space. 5L

Reflection -

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Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 9:55 pm
Thanks very much. I'm glad you liked it.
MissPriss - January 10, 2016, 6:09 pm
If you haven't already, drop this over at religifake too! 5L'd it here.
Pushkin - January 10, 2016, 1:27 am
Sorry. But I had to do it. And thanks for the compliment.
Oldsod - January 9, 2016, 10:03 pm
...grooooooaaaaaannn...but 5'd.

BAD BOYS - A guilty conscience needs no accuser.

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CloudchaserS - June 4, 2012, 5:07 am
Nothing specific, I was thinking of how we all have done and continue to do things that we see as being OK, but others think they are wrong and act like their opinion is fact
SteveFurlong - June 3, 2012, 5:14 pm
Cloudchaser has the right of it. Where would the Catholic Church or most governments be if they couldn't convince people that they were *bad* and *criminal* and needed to be corrected or punished. Why, people might start thinking for themselves. Anarchy!
MissPriss - June 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
Um is there something you'd like to share? ;)
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 9:44 am
Here's a thought. What if something that someone has done isn't truly wrong, but others who think their opinion is fact has convinced said someone that what they did was wrong?


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spacedog - July 25, 2012, 10:14 pm
That's quite the response Emilio. Hopefully it means you like it.
EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2012, 5:04 pm
I ran out of gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!
spacedog - July 19, 2012, 8:53 pm
Thanks pickleviper.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 5:25 pm
Total frikkin poetry, spacedog. 5L all day long.


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dslohand - August 31, 2011, 8:13 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:57 pm
I'm not...No one takes a poll like ICE takes a poll......(When I say "poll" I mean "cock") s'up Sally?
ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 8:45 pm
Are you taking a poll Moooooooooooooo? You know my vote.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
Did I hear that wrong?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
I should ban Hammy?....OK.
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 8:34 pm
I mean that maybe moo+ should ban this guy, you know... ok i just reread my comment and boy did that sound stooopid :D
Claire - January 26, 2011, 6:53 pm
Er. What?
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 6:10 pm
whats wrong with desert? eh buddy? and oh claire wouldn't you agree that this one might be moo+'s first Bjolnir
Claire - January 26, 2011, 5:58 pm
First off; relevance? Second, it can't be that bad seeing as our education system was kind enough to teach me proper English.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:54 pm
Texas Sux, every part, every inch of awful desert! The super bowl is being held in a toilet bowl!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:28 am
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:27 am
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:24 am
I was going to say something unfunny, but ack ack beat me to it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:23 am
Christopher Sholes
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 1:22 am
I would hope you still know how to spell sphincter.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:20 am
If you don't like how I spell cvical cancer, go elsewhere!
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:17 am
What idiot put the "C" next to the "V?"
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:12 am
deprecation.deprivation.defecation... great can mean large or wonderful. the trap was set.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:10 am
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:10 am
I'm confused. I should stop motifaking while on a sugar rush after sleep deprication.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:07 am
yes mom. but did you hear it. Just say Texas and great and grab some popcorn.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:06 am
I think you need to go to bed.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:03 am
not really it is just an illution. did anyone else here the sprrriinnngggg
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:02 am
North America is relatively sanitary?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:00 am
North america... northern mexico... what's the difference?
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
Hmm, we're both from Texas... I don't know what Ag meant by Canada, then.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:45 am
Quite simple, Texas=great state=contradiction.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:41 am
how so, Texas is a big place=227it=227
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:37 am
That's a contradiction of terms.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:35 am
I'm no Canadian either, originally from the great state of Texas.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:34 am
But I'm not Canadian? Or were you talking to Ackbar?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:33 am
How about you just dress like all the other canadian girls... plaid shirt and sweat pants... yes, like a lesbian thermos.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:30 am
it is the temazepam it takes a little while to focus. They call me DOM, DOM Ackbar
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:30 am
Yeah... That's just not going to happen.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:27 am
Molotov Cocktease would get my attention. Brock Samson doesn't know how good he has it.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:26 am
Akbar... you could respond faster if you typed with BOTH hands. Hurry up and finish already.... you're burning a hole in the "I like to know who I'm talking to" thread.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
Wouldn't that be Ms. Julia?
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
There you go, easy and comfy. However, Molotov would get you more attention.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:24 am
Ms. Julio, if you're nasty.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:22 am
In your dreams Julio.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:22 am
Ackbar- I do have a remote-control K9...
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:18 am
LMAO! I'm ok... thanks. Ice, on the other hand... well, winter is coming... so he's getting a bit c0cky.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:12 am
I smell a trap.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:10 am
not bad and yourself?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:09 am
How's the evening treating you, ack ack??
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:09 am
there always is Molotov Cocktease if you really want to dress up.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:06 am
you would have to bring k9 or have a little floating balloon tardis on a string. I am guessing Rorschach would get hot after a while.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:04 am
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:03 am
Ha! But what's the fun in that? I'd just go dressed in pajamas and Chucks and then people would just think I was under-dressed. xD
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:01 am
You would have no problem going as Amy Pond. No need for a codpiece though
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:58 pm
Possibly... actually I'd probably go as rule 63 Rorschach.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
after looking at the profils you may now refer to me as DOM Ackbar. So Clair going as a Cyberman?
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:49 pm
But.. what?
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:48 pm
You're what we call "an enabler".
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:40 pm
Sadly, I have yet to go. But it will always be a dream of mine.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:36 pm
Let me guess, Claire... you have pictures of your costume at comicon, too? With or without the codpiece?
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey. No dissing on Comicon.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
[email protected] the Admiral.
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
Heh, heh.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm sure he was just cocky after his 4th midori sour and still revved up from... oh, let's say "comicon 2010"
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
State, my man.... state.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:32 pm

also, both parties involved in a cat fight need to be female...we can only confirm one as a true female, the other is a strong contender for the "Naru 2010" Imposter Award
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:31 pm
State or District?
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
Cat fight is incorrect... first, it wasn't an even fight by any means... it's called a trouncing. Secondly, there'd have been 2 cats in a cat fight... and one of these cats is from... ready for this? Washington.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:26 pm
it looks like it, any shirts get ripped off?
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:26 pm

you missed it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
cat fight!
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:33 pm
I wouldn't want to miss your ban.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:30 pm
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:30 pm
I wouldn't want o miss your ever so clever comments
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:29 pm
Then why are you still posting?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:27 pm
I could care less
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:26 pm

I doub't that very much.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm
I am not a attention whore but think what you will.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm
I see you ran out of shit to say
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm

nah, claire is not even close to being an attention whore. You on the other hand...
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:24 pm
You're boring me now.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:21 pm
You would know sweetcakes
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
All attention whores are the same.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
We do?......who?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:18 pm
I say again.. you know me so well
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:14 pm
Stumbled sounds about right. We also already have a drunk.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:13 pm
It was probably the clothes hair and piercings. Claire don't get your panties in a bunch doll i have not been lurking i stumbled across this sight tonight.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:08 pm
I dunno. I think Kaz has been lurking here for awhile and is attempting to copy every regular who has left. We have already had a Satanic nun, a slut, and a tranny. Next it will be making politifakes.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:06 pm

I thought it was the way they dressed.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:05 pm
LAWL SATANISM SO SCARY. I'm pretty sure you just smelled bad.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:48 pm
I never had a problem with "bullies" most everyone at my school was scared of me they thought i was satanic and going to beat there ass if they fucked with me >.>
MrBlack - October 9, 2010, 1:22 pm
I didn't really have a problem with bullying for 2 reasons. 1: not giving a damn. 2: People tend to stop the first time you punch someone over their heart then slam them into a locker.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 12:45 am
You want to take care of a bully punch him in the mouth. The world is full of pussies now a days. I hear they are giving out stress cards or something in the military now. Excuse me I am a little stressed right now, can you please stop shooting at me.
Neener - October 9, 2010, 12:37 am
Good one!


NEW MAN OF STEEL - Where are his red pants? Everyone knows he gets his powers from his red pants

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NEW AMBULANCE EQUIPMENT - The Frequent Flyer Wheel. It saves time and frustration on patient assessment .

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PRIDE GOETH BEFORE A FALL - Pain and looking like a dumbass cometh immediately after.


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Mongo - December 18, 2009, 8:20 am
It must be cold out....
BoneCD - December 18, 2009, 6:31 am
Awwww, look, snow bunnies! We must go comfort them Haar...
Mongo - December 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
She's from Wisconsin! Look at that huge piece of cheese in her trousers!
CANADA - December 17, 2009, 8:58 am
More Canadian sports!

MOON BEAMS - Fear ringed by doubt is my eternal moon.


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Bizy - February 1, 2012, 8:54 pm
There is a slight possibility that what one person is going through another has been down that road previously, hence the saying "I know how you feel"

POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!

WELCOME TO - "Gimp My Ride"

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spacedog - February 12, 2010, 6:05 pm
LOL, I bet that sucker shakes like a shopping cart on the freeway.

I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL - 3 Thumbs up!!!


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EVER GET THAT UNEASY FEELING - For some reason something just doesn't seem right about this Proctologist

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Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:39 am

maybe its that you can feel the test begin...but feel both his hands on your shoulders. :0
ICEMAN - July 23, 2011, 3:37 am
Hell, my podiatrist dresses the same way. :/


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forseti - August 18, 2011, 1:30 pm
Keep rollin'! 5L
mariand - August 18, 2011, 10:38 am
I have this picture from more than a week and I had no time to put it on a poster...anyway, 5 wheels



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Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L

FEELING LONELY AND DEPRESSED - Try changing your birthday on facebook tonight.

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Sean - March 23, 2010, 8:09 pm
Great. Had to 2L it out of spite and raging insecurity. Hope you understand.
spacedog - March 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
CANADA - March 23, 2010, 1:17 pm
Love it!

ACHILLES - 99% indestructable

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sickartist - January 2, 2010, 9:55 am
5L for the original "heel"
agdaniele - January 2, 2010, 12:34 am
Very, VERY good! 5L

SIGMUND FREUD - Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...


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Claire - September 7, 2009, 10:36 pm
Epic. Though, I believe you meant "through," and not "thru..." 5 lions :)
Khatmonsuk - February 21, 2009, 9:35 am
Great as always Ron.
Hector - February 20, 2009, 2:12 pm
The true meaning of the word demotivational.
Cubbybear - February 2, 2009, 6:11 pm
This motivates me


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Sleeves - May 10, 2010, 12:54 am
I live in an area full of steelers fans and the shoes fits plenty. 5 molesting lions for this

BEELZEBUB - Has a Devil put aside for meeee. For Meeee. FOR MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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BuZZbomb - September 18, 2009, 9:05 pm
Thanks Aggy. For some reason, I have always enjoyed this one the most.
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BuZZbomb - April 16, 2009, 11:15 pm
THANK YOU!!! I don't have too many of these here but I'm proud of the few there are.
Mally - April 16, 2009, 10:10 pm
Bahahahah love it



FLAME THROWING WHEELCHAIR - Go ahead. Take the handicapped stall. I'll wait.

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LogicDude - September 15, 2009, 3:07 pm
This'll keep those little bastards off my lawn for sure!
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 2:43 pm
hey, get off LD's wheel chair!
LD0ne - September 15, 2009, 2:42 pm